So Romantic On The Borderline, Tonight

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Evil Annie Appreciation

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too soon?

maybe

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Professor Garrity: Word of advice: if you ever scrape the Dean’s car, don’t tell him you’ll pay him back in acting. On Thanksgiving, I’m supposed to crash his family’s dinner and accuse him of stealing my girlfriend.

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Shirley: And how about that guy that’s always around, flirting with Britta?
Jeff: I know! He’s the worst! Vaughn?
Shirley: I know, and what is it with his hair?
Jeff: It’s perpetually moist!
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Shirley: Do you see how often hackey-sack takes this shirt off?
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Shirley: I don’t see why you and Britta aren’t together. Two cute white people, going to school together, it just seems right.
Jeff: Shirley, we’re not pandas in a zoo.
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Shirley: Tell me you’ve noticed how small his nipples are.
Jeff: Not engaging.
Shirley: What? It’s not gossip when it’s fact! My kids have got hamsters with bigger nips.
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Shirley: Well, that’s a cool shirt.
Vaughn: Thank you, thank you very much.
Shirley: Where’s it from?
Vaughn: Oh, uh, I don’t even know. I guess it’s, well, uh…(takes his shirt off) Hey, look at that. “Hanes classic.”
Shirley: Oh, that’s nice. (mimes to Jeff about Vaughn’s tiny nipples behind his back while he’s talking)
Jeff: You are the devil!
Shirley: I know!
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(Jeff reads Vaughn’s poem for Britta)
Shirley: Thank you so much, you just brightened my day! I’m so glad we can rip on this dude again.
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Shirley: You all have got to see him. Everything’s all “no worries, no worries.” And he always says hello three times in a row. Hello, good evening, how are you? And here, look, he wrote a poem!
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Britta: I can’t believe you!
Shirley: Honestly, Jeff, HOW DARE YOU.
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Shirley: I have a gossip problem. I stir the pot, Jeff, I’m a pot stirrer. This isn’t even the only study group I’ve been in this year. You see those ladies over there. I used to be in their group until they kicked me out. They call me “tattle-Ina.” It’s a bumblebee nickname. It’s cute, but it stings.
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Jeff: Look, we can still hang out. It’s just, you know, we won’t bag on people.
Shirley: Come on, Jeff, what are we gonna talk about? My kids? Your doctor career?
Jeff: I was a laywer.
Shirley: See? I’m already bored.
Jeff: Well… we’ll always have tiny tipples.
Shirley: (laughs) They were tiny.

Top 5 Shirley Bennett moments | 1. All of her moments in Social Psychology

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